theladyinquisitors:

lordstark:

“nasa gone rogue” sounds like they’re stealing rockets and going to the moon illegally or something

but nope, “rogue” these days is a word that means “posting real climate change facts that your president doesn’t want you to know”

like if you support nasa posting real climate change facts that the orange dictator doesn’t want you to know. reblog if you support nasa stealing rockets and going to the moon illegally.

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mjalti:

when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

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glitter6ug:

virjn:

do you remember 2016s clown epidemic 

i read a theory it was possibly viral marketing for it but they just killed it quietly when people started like hunting them down with guns lmao

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pagetbewbster:

this is it… the worst text a guy has ever sent me in my entire 2 decades of life…. I surpassed the 5 stages of grief when I read it and astral projected straight to hell

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darknightsandsnowfights:

atopsy:

this is my fav video now

I watched WITHOUT sound at first and can I just say, big mistake.

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tinker-tanner:

whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating:

edvardgrieg-official:

neurophonic:

weloveshortvideos:

x

what on earth

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

tchaikovsky is proud

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

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ronibravo:

today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her

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kaylapocalypse:

exhighfunctioning:

left-reminders:

Reblog this with a series of three pictures, pictures you feel convey the vibe of the post-capitalist future you personally envision.

Why did the last comic make me cry

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positive-memes:

This warmed my heart

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seitz9231:

Tiny furry philosopher

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siryouarebeingmocked:

perkachow:

sandandglass:

The Muppets s01e01

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

…Wow.

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stimpoweredgiraffe:

ok do you guys remember those Capri Sun “RESPECT THE POUCH, RESPECT IT!” ads where children would deface a Capri Sun pouch in some way and then suffer some karmic punishment thematically connected to the way they disrespected pouch

then there were Airheads commercials where eating an airhead would turn your head into a balloon

and there were Fruit Gusher ads similar to that except your head turned into an enormous piece of fruit


what happened where for this brief period of time (in america at least) it was decided the best way to get kids to buy fruit themed junk food was to imply there was some kind of chaotic evil force that would let you sip its sweet nectar and feast on its fruit, but only if you were willing to sacrifice your state of existence and obey the artificially flavored outer gods   

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roachpatrol:

itchycoil:

Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

thank you

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